Modern version of a clueless husband flexing his muscles for the wife:
Email to the wife:
record flank today, 2:23! :)
What is flank?
Sorry, I meant plank. :)
(btw, after doing a google image search to figure out what the right
word was and explain it, I realized that I can increase the difficulty
of the planks rather than just the time I spend doing them... dah!)