I don't trust my wife. Not with the alarm clock.
Trust with an alarm clock requires 3 things:
- that she has the best intentions (check)
- that she's competent to operate an alarm clock (no check)
- that she has the resources needed to get the job done (check)
2 out of 3 = no trust.
So, last night I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep, so I read. Then I remembered I'd wake up soon, as Allison said she had set up the alarm for 4am for a flight to join her friends in Belize. Then I remembered she doesn't have a good track record with the alarm clock. So I set my cell phone alarm for 4:20am. 4:20am came around and then Allison didn't get to debate whether she'd wash her hair or not, as showering was out of the question.