I met a high school friend for lunch this week. I've seen her once in the last 20 years. When I saw her I went to give her a hug and in the process knocked down her sunglasses on the floor. The glass came off of one side. She didn't let me try to fix it (I wonder why).
Later when we were having lunch I spilled water on the table and she said I was a mess today. Little does she know.