Monday, October 24, 2016

The Ballad of Billy The Kid

The Ballad of Billy The Kid, by Billy Joel, is playing.

Wife: Did you know this song is about Billy The Kid?

Me: I didn't know that.

Wife: Yes!  He was from Long Island!

Me: Really?  I had no idea!

Wife: Yes!  That's why we love him so much!

Me: You love him so much?

Wife: Yes, in Long Island and in New Jersey.

Me: I had no idea.

Wife: Like Bon Jovi!

Me: I knew Bon Jovi was from NJ... and Billy Joel from Long Island... I didn't know Billy The Kid was from there.

Wife: Not Billy the Kid!...

(conversation continues in equally ridiculous fashion)

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